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Comic: The Original Pyramid Scheme

Pyramid Scheme

Modern architecture likes to brag that it is able to design and build shapes that people never could before, but my response to that is usually “why would they want to?” And I think the inverse boast is also true: if modern architecture is only possible for modern architects and builders, the great buildings of history need to be recognized as uniquely possible for their ages. Looking at the Great Pyramid of Giza, a simple geometric shape that can easily be drawn on paper, I eventually realized that, while ancient, these primitive mysteries would be impossible to create in today’s world. Perhaps a bad imitation could be made, but consider all that went into their production. Think of the millions of carved stone blocks that would have to have been dragged through the desert and assembled with near-perfect precision. Think of all the laborers it would take to do something like that. And then, think of the time and cost. Who could afford all that? What company or government today could convince so many people to work and make such an expense for this great burial chamber?

It had to be paid for somehow. Maybe this is the ancient forebear of today’s pyramid schemes and timeshare-funded resorts.

Comic: Why Santa Never Vacations

Santa Vacation

I like the idea of a grumpy Santa Claus better than a jolly one because the idea of one fictional character spending his whole year preparing for an impossible amount of work to be done on one night seems like it would turn him into a stressed-out cynic instead of everyone’s impossibly merry grandfather figure.

Also, I’d say this comic is more about the idiocy of strangers than the temperament of Santa himself. It seems like heedless comments can chase a man down and find a way to ruin any situation.

Chinese Spelling Bee

Chinese Spelling Bee

I don’t know if many other people have thought of this. When studying Chinese, I often thought about the structure of their language, how their words are built, and how this prevents them from games of hangman, spelling bees, anagrams, palindromes, etc. If there are any pedants viewing this, yes, technically Chinese speakers could sound out a word by calling off the name of each stroke of the character in order. (Each individual stroke in Chinese has a name. In English, this would be equivalent to “dot,” “slash,” “vertical slash,” “line,” or similar terms.)

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